tiistai 3. helmikuuta 2009

FMG; prostitots sleazing down the ravescene

"COME ON PEOPLE!! Didn't you guys hear about the raver turned porn star hardcore DJ turned producer chick with herpes who came into the rave wearing a cape and had FUCK ME written on her chest that stole the cashbox and then gave the money to the girl who needed bus fare to come home from grandma's house, only to end up at a rave, but fader busted a bottle over her head making her join the pretty rave girls who she THOUGHT were hot, but she couldn't see them because her glasses didn't have any lenses?"
Dear Police,

These meanies on this message board are making fun of my 16 year old girlfriend because she did a bunch of drugs and attended an illegal rave party in her underwear, but left her bresteses exposed with the words "FUCK ME" painted on her chest. She then took a bunch of pictures that were posted to the internet. These big mean people on this message board found those pictures and are now making fun of her. I sent instant messages to a few members of this message board and told them that if they didn't stop, then they would have to come have a talk with me at the next illegal rave party that we will both be attending. But all they did was make fun of me. I told the moderators of this message board that I was going to take this to the police because my girlfriend is totally bummed out and is NOT a whore even though she went to a party in her underwear and had FUCK ME written on her breasteses and was totally high on drugs and let people take pictures of her.

PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP.

Here's a picture of me just in case you show up to the rave party. Please don't arrest me. I'm the good guy.



Thanks,
LUKE AKA GookCleanFun"
—proxy, "'Fuck Me Girl' has feelings, guys!" br thread

—››»Picture of FUCK ME girl‹‹‹

Really, who needs youtube and anime and korean shows when there's br?
BR guys are hilarious.

"The worst shit I've ever seen at a party has always been at LA parties. Little fucking girls in underwear in a group of dudes all making out with each other because they were all gak'd out." —proxy

except this was in a bay rave.

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